OT: Tiger Woods Mistress Name Generator

I am not immune to entertainment reports from outside the dog world - and I saw on the television that there was a "name generator" for the television show the "Jersey Shore" - which you can find at http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/ my name on that came out to be "The Princess of Paramus" - but then below that I saw a nickname generator for "Tiger Woods Mistresses" - which interested me even more, so I clicked on that - you can find that at http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/14/tiger-woods-mistress-generator/ mine came out to be "Jorja Chin from Johnson City, TN. She is a 28 year old blogger. You know she's telling the truth because Tiger's not her first celeb." That sounds totally like something I would be.... I always tell the truth, and celebrity is my 2nd middle name - do you think Jorja is pronounced whore-ha?